In response to the entirely founded but entirely confused rumors blowing about campus at the moment, I am not engaged to be married. I AM NOT ENGAGED!
My namesake the woodworker is. That he has my name is the sole foundation for this pernicious rumor.
If anyone gives me another congratulatory hug, I will...
...never mind. I'll do nothing. Nothing....
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Wow.
I must say sir, that whoever the prospective woman may be, she is sorely left surfit by the rumor being squashed.
Your honor and courtesy cannot be questioned... though your skills with a motorcyle (particularly on gravel) may need sharpening.... so I pray that all the women who consider you a prospect are encouraged by the extinguishing of such a spurious rumor.
Pax Christi,
Mr. Harrison
Thank you sir, for the kind and most undeserved sentiments. I am sure that, a month nearly having passed, all young ladies who may be considering me a prospect are by now disabused of their fear that I may be already....
..."taken". Hah. Hahahahah.
I had no idea you were suffering from this, Evan.
E.T. expressed it properly.
Wow.
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