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Don't look at me!  It's your fault for being stupid enough not to plan your exits.  Now you have to wait till this cavalcade passes, well sucks to be you.  Take your rightful place at the back of the line, missy.

The BMW slices deftly between the fluttering California flags on the back of Bunny's burgundy Harley Road King and the glaring triangles of my headlights.  Idiot.  Asshole.  Etc. 

It's elementary.  When you're dealing with a squadron of seventeen cruisers, it's common courtesy NOT to break up the group to make a stupid lane change.  All right, so you really were blond and lost, eh?  Make the next exit and go around the block!

Idiot.