black chevrolet

For Sale
1995 Buick Regal
Custom Coupe

25 mpg mixed driving
29 mpg freeway
antilock brakes / dual airbags
ice cold AC
reliable 3800 engine / good tires / new rear brakes / new water pump
Kenwood CD and speakers

This car is very clean inside and out and has been well maintained by a loving 2nd owner. All service records for his time of ownership are available.

132,700 miles on engine and 100 miles on newly rebuilt transmission.
$2500 firm
Abovementioned price may include free oil changes and minor maintenance for as long as the car stays on campus. To be negotiated with the buyer.


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