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"Hey.  You know you should never post when under the influence, tired, and bitter.  But you ignore me every time I talk to you so go ahead, knock yourself out.  The day you learn to restrain yourself will be the day you begin to evolve, and that day I await with great anticipation."

"Oh, bitter, are we? Oh, tired are we? You're damn funny."

"Stop talking to yourself."

"I'm not talking to myself, I'm talking to you."

"Stop talking to yourself."

"You're evolved."

"You're #@*#$."

(Evolution is the new existentialism, in case anyone was wondering.  Next it'll be socialism, and after that I'll make something up to use as a new swear word)